Hank Peggy Bobby Luanne can be found murdering bronies at every turn. The site of ponies sends him into a murderous rage. HPBL wishes you'd go hiking or chop down a tree, but if you choose to die for your stupid, shitty, not special fandom he is more than happy to accomodate you.
Some people don't know why Hank Peggy Bobby Luanne hangs out in chat. It is because he is bored, or sleepy, or lonely.
ReceptionEdit[]
Hank, as he is called in chat, often seems to communicate in the form of non-sequiturs. This is not the case. You see, Hank is 29 and was reared in a time when children were not taught to write computer code, and the only anime available cost $22.99 and could only be found at Suncoast Video. However, HPBL is a sucker for trends and pays close attention to the lingo and imagry of TF2r's chat and raffles. He gets immense entertainment from this website.
Personal LifeEdit[]
Han Peggy Bobby Luanne has spent the last 10 years wandering the land building a knack for customer service, and personal communication. He is in love with a girl who recently moved to San Francisco, and he'd do, and is doing anything to get back to her. She recently quoted 40%-60% likelihood of his winning her back within the next year. They were together for 3 years and 7 months.